Hit me with your best shot, fire away.

People don't live or die, people just float.

-teesa-:

10.15.14

Jon teaches Bill about white privilege.

(via alterria)

1 day ago
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phantomofthebookstore:

weasleyandpotter:

deartheworld:

loserslikemedefygravity:


‘Mummy, have you seen my jumper?’
‘Yes, dear, it’s on the cat.’

MY LIFE MAKES SENSE NOW

BECAUSE IT’S A HOOK! OH MY GOD!!!

NOW I SEEEEEEEEEEE

AND AT LAST I SEEEE THE LIIIIIIIIIGHT

phantomofthebookstore:

weasleyandpotter:

deartheworld:

loserslikemedefygravity:

‘Mummy, have you seen my jumper?’

‘Yes, dear, it’s on the cat.’

MY LIFE MAKES SENSE NOW

BECAUSE IT’S A HOOK! OH MY GOD!!!

NOW I SEEEEEEEEEEE

AND AT LAST I SEEEE THE LIIIIIIIIIGHT

(via alterria)

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hackerbentacost:

The twentieth anniversary edition of the Princess Bride has one of the nicest ambigrams I’ve seen

hackerbentacost:

The twentieth anniversary edition of the Princess Bride has one of the nicest ambigrams I’ve seen

(via emileh-r)

1 day ago
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visenyatargaryyen:

laughtercues:

kingjohnkat:

redphonebox:

just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bby

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

don’t forget son

What am I forgetting dad

image

You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.

(Source: spookyplantfriend, via alterria)

1 day ago
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editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

image

(via jenniaceworldcw)

1 day ago
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Men:Not ALL men.
Men to their daughters:Yes, all men. Every single one of them.
1 day ago
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An act of true love will thaw a frozen heart!

(Source: ewtauriels, via practicallydisneyineveryway)

1 day ago
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wheatleyhastings:

reversecentaur:

plantkitten:

aw pup

honey no

Bless you fluffy baby

wheatleyhastings:

reversecentaur:

plantkitten:

aw pup

honey no

Bless you fluffy baby

(Source: softwaring, via oleskellybones)

1 day ago
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carpaydiem:

it sucks when you have a bad teacher for a subject you’re genuinely interested in

(via oleskellybones)

1 day ago
60,297 notes

ocheano:

in my daily basis when people suddenly laugh i always think they are making fun of me please tell me i’m not the only one 

(via anspruchslos)

1 day ago
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osamah:

ven0moth:

simon says send nudes

someone report simon to the police

(Source: ven0moth, via anspruchslos)

1 day ago
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Wicked: The Untold Story of the Witches of Oz - 2nd National Tour

(Source: amauzing, via throughtheeyesofathespian)

1 day ago
991 notes

spacetrans:

the fault in our stars movie seems a bit different from the book…

(Source: muuudsliiiide, via i-cant-believe-its-no-homo)

1 day ago
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